This just happened:
*Cam scratches his bum*
K: Feel better?
C: Sorry, my bum itches. I think an ant bit it or something.
C: There were ants on the couch last night. I killed two of them. Big ones.
K: I seriously doubt an ant crawled up your leg, down your pants and bit your bum.
C: You have no idea what the ants are capable of.